Monday, June 9, 2014

NOLA Time Fest II Wrapup: Seize the Moment, Exterminate it!

This past weekend, Young Davros presented a panel about the "Pains and Strains of Dalek Construction".  He failed to mention the genetics involved in our glorious creation, but did address many aspects of our customary transport.  He seemed to be of the delusional belief that my new housing will be "small," but he is only Kaled, after all, despite his appropriate transport and weaponry. 

In the room full of crowded people, Young Davros explained how my dome was crafted from plaster, silicone molds, plaster again, and then finally fiberglass.  He explained the carpentry involved in the "skirt" and base portions, and went on to briefly and embarrassingly talk about my unmentionable bits.  If the Daleks did not need him so much, we'd have exterminated him long ago...

  "Family" shot of our creator beside himself.  TARDIS theft was involved.
During the panel, there was much gasping and awe when he provided a demonstration of the visual scanning array of my dome assessing the crowd. I found many many versions of the criminal known as "The Doctor," but having failed to bring my weapons on this trip, I was forced to sit there seething while the Oncoming Storm wandered about freely, content to mock me with his mobility.  Just wait...my transport will be finished soon.

Watch this space for updates as Young Davros continues to work.

Wandering around, we found other Daleks on site to do the hard work of exterminating the Gallifreyan menace.  We will continue to work to purify the cosmos, and at least one of us will definitely see you at SOPOCU in Jackson, Mississippi, on June 21st.

You may take pictures and be exterminated then. 

Young Davros will continue his work.  When he is done, I will be the new Dalek Emperor, and once and for all, the Daleks will rule the Universe!  Exterminate! Exterminate! Exterminate!  Now admire other Dalek sightings from the convention.  We are EVERYWHERE!  Seek, locate, Exterminate!!!!!!

Photo posted to Krewe du Who by Laura Keller
Humans have been converted.  Thank you Martin Childs. 




We really shouldn't let Dalek Erik out of the Asylum... O_o
NOTE;  There was also press coverage of the Dalek invasion-- Krewe du Who and The Consortium of Genius join forces for NOLA Time Fest II



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